Financial Planning for Retirement

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failing to plan is planning to fail. - John Wooden

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. - Kin Hubbard

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples. - George Burns

Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning. - Thomas Edison

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything. - Jerry Brown

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I will be 83 years old on December 12 and I've decided to retire while I'm still young. - Bob Barker

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor