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Financial Planning for Retirement

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Financial Planning for Retirement thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Failing to plan is planning to fail. - John Wooden

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything. - Jerry Brown

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I will be 83 years old on December 12 and I've decided to retire while I'm still young. - Bob Barker

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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