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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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