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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


Programmer Logic

Team Foosball

Slow Down Sign

Bike Chaser

NFL Referees

No Go Intersection

Staple Diet

Darth Vader Dog

PacMan Lights

Uncommon Name

DMV Office

Meat You In The Locker Room

Football Chicks

Baby's Dog Rug

Chair Folders

Seeing Eye Cat

Swim Fingers

Vatican Wall

Computer Multitasker - He Be Da' Man!

Modern Romance

T-Shirt Answer

Handbell Registration

Spamdex Pork Shorts

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