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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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