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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. - Erica Jong

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun. - Randy Pausch

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Don't get older just to get wiser. If you get older, you will be wiser, I believe that - if you dare. But get older because it's fun! - Maya Angelou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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