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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun. - Randy Pausch

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. - Scott Adams

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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