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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Adventures are never fun while you're having them. - C S Lewis

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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