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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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