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Face Squeeze

Facing another migraine headache

Face Squeeze thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

My wife gives good headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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