Face Squeeze

My wife gives good headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah