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Everything Is Bigger In Texas

Why coffee goes a lot farther in Dallas

Everything Is Bigger In Texas thanks to joe-kster

Hope y'all have room for a big cup 'o Java!

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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