Everything Is Bigger In Texas

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown