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End Of Shift

Time for sleep after a long day on the job

End Of Shift thanks to Mike King

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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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