End Of Shift
Time for sleep after a long day on the job
QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie