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End Of Shift

Time for sleep after a long day on the job

End Of Shift thanks to Mike King

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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