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End Of Shift

Time for sleep after a long day on the job

End Of Shift thanks to Mike King

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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