#1 humor site on the 'net

Encouraging Seal

An unexpected clap on the back

Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

How to seal the deal

QuotaBills
Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


Hoodie Onesy

BUSker

Monsoon TV

Worked For Them

Colon Celery

Hot Tub Cover

Piano Dress

Parking Guide

Apology to Potential Criminals

Before Morning Coffee

Sons Of Arthritis

Challenge Accepted

Subway Camouflage

In Stitches

Great White

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Can I Lick It

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Velociraptor Defined

Redneck Muffler Repair

Drama Queen Diary

He Looks Just Like His Father!

Happy Snow Car

Sand Strap Experience