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Encouraging Seal

An unexpected clap on the back

Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

How to seal the deal

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Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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