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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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