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Encouraging Seal

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Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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