#1 humor site on the 'net

Encouraging Seal

An unexpected clap on the back

Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

How to seal the deal

QuotaBills
Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


My Mom's The Best

Pianist's Challenge

A Mother's Day Special

Circumcision

Redneck Power Bar

Is Anyone Home?

No way Ole!

Mouth Candy

Cleanup

Baby Shower

Business Hours

Back Massage Track

Beach Bum

Chicken Photobomb

Italian Electronic Humour

Tipsy Redneck

When You Roll A Tesla

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

House Maid For Men

Nintendo Auto Correct

Yoga Pants

Do Not Read Law

One Thousand Words

Single Men For Long-Term Commitment