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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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