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Early Bird

I should have gone to bed earlier last night

Early Bird thanks to Howard Chapman

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

The trouble with dawn is that it comes too early in the day. - Susan Richman

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer


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