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Early Bird

I should have gone to bed earlier last night

Early Bird thanks to Howard Chapman

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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. - Groucho Marx

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

The trouble with dawn is that it comes too early in the day. - Susan Richman

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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