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Eagle Hunt

Pray that you aren't prey

Eagle Hunt thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Photographing birds of prey can be a dangerous job

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Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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