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Eagle Hunt

Pray that you aren't prey

Eagle Hunt thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Photographing birds of prey can be a dangerous job

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Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Indispose: How de photographer wants you to stand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy


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