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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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