Dunce Hat

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell