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Dream Big

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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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