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Dream Big

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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