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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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