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Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott


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