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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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