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Donut Decadence

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But first, donuts. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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