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Dog Walker

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Dog Walker thanks to Marcia Caruthers

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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