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Dog Hair Condiment

House welcoming hair care party for pets

Dog Hair Condiment thanks to Mike King

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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