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Dog Hair Condiment

House welcoming hair care party for pets

Dog Hair Condiment thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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