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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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