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Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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