Deadneck Repairs
How not to extend service box electrical cables
How Redneck electricians become one-time arc welders - extending a 3 phase electrical conductor that was cut too short
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin
There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton
Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan