Deadneck Repairs
How not to extend service box electrical cables
How Redneck electricians become one-time arc welders - extending a 3 phase electrical conductor that was cut too short
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin
There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale
A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard
A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides
There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan