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How not to extend service box electrical cables

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How Redneck electricians become one-time arc welders - extending a 3 phase electrical conductor that was cut too short

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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