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Dalmation Patrol

New police dog has a huge appetite for security

Dalmation Patrol thanks to Barry McCartney

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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