Dalmation Patrol

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia