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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Memories happen when we least expect them. - Jose Chaves

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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