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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad. - Adam West

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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