Dad In Mind
Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad
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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown
Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay
My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll
There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson
I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds