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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad. - Adam West

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell


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