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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Memories happen when we least expect them. - Jose Chaves

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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