Cure for Internet Addiction
How to keep your hand off the computer mouse
QuotaBillsComputer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis
Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding
Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell