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Cultural Exchange

Learning more about other cultures on the patio

Cultural Exchange thanks to Jim Serritella

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

What once were vices are manners now. - Seneca

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. - H L Mencken

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Culture is a slingshot moved by the force of its past. - Barbara Kingsolver

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

You cannot fall from Grace. You can only fall into Grace. It is Grace that catches you. - John Gray

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr


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