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Cultural Exchange thanks to Jim Serritella

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By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - William Shakespeare

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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