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Crowd Surfing - Expert Level

Passed along during concert frenzy

Crowd Surfing - Expert Level thanks to Mary Ellis

A form of 'pass over' unrelated to Easter

Crowd surfing (or body surfing) is the process in which a person is passed overhead from person to person (often during a concert), transferring the person from one part of the room to another. The “crowd surfer” is passed above everyone’s heads, with everyone’s hands supporting the person’s weight. At most concerts and festivals the crowd surfer will be passed towards a barrier in front of the stage by the crowd, where they will be pulled off and put on their feet by the security stewards. Then, they will be sent back to the side or rear of the crowd at the end of the barrier or he/she may be ejected from the venue.

A mosh pit full of body-slamming, circle dancing, aggression-releasing people that forms when a particularly good band whips the crowd into a frenzy - a fun but very intense place to dance your way through the night.

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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