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Crowd Surfing - Expert Level

Passed along during concert frenzy

Crowd Surfing - Expert Level thanks to Mary Ellis

A form of 'pass over' unrelated to Easter

Crowd surfing (or body surfing) is the process in which a person is passed overhead from person to person (often during a concert), transferring the person from one part of the room to another. The “crowd surfer” is passed above everyone’s heads, with everyone’s hands supporting the person’s weight. At most concerts and festivals the crowd surfer will be passed towards a barrier in front of the stage by the crowd, where they will be pulled off and put on their feet by the security stewards. Then, they will be sent back to the side or rear of the crowd at the end of the barrier or he/she may be ejected from the venue.

A mosh pit full of body-slamming, circle dancing, aggression-releasing people that forms when a particularly good band whips the crowd into a frenzy - a fun but very intense place to dance your way through the night.

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson


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