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Crowd Surfing - Expert Level

Passed along during concert frenzy

Crowd Surfing - Expert Level thanks to Mary Ellis

A form of 'pass over' unrelated to Easter

Crowd surfing (or body surfing) is the process in which a person is passed overhead from person to person (often during a concert), transferring the person from one part of the room to another. The “crowd surfer” is passed above everyone’s heads, with everyone’s hands supporting the person’s weight. At most concerts and festivals the crowd surfer will be passed towards a barrier in front of the stage by the crowd, where they will be pulled off and put on their feet by the security stewards. Then, they will be sent back to the side or rear of the crowd at the end of the barrier or he/she may be ejected from the venue.

A mosh pit full of body-slamming, circle dancing, aggression-releasing people that forms when a particularly good band whips the crowd into a frenzy - a fun but very intense place to dance your way through the night.

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Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

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When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

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Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

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If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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