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Crowd Surfing - Expert Level

Passed along during concert frenzy

Crowd Surfing - Expert Level thanks to Mary Ellis

A form of 'pass over' unrelated to Easter

Crowd surfing (or body surfing) is the process in which a person is passed overhead from person to person (often during a concert), transferring the person from one part of the room to another. The “crowd surfer” is passed above everyone’s heads, with everyone’s hands supporting the person’s weight. At most concerts and festivals the crowd surfer will be passed towards a barrier in front of the stage by the crowd, where they will be pulled off and put on their feet by the security stewards. Then, they will be sent back to the side or rear of the crowd at the end of the barrier or he/she may be ejected from the venue.

A mosh pit full of body-slamming, circle dancing, aggression-releasing people that forms when a particularly good band whips the crowd into a frenzy - a fun but very intense place to dance your way through the night.

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

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Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

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We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

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