The Army is looking for volunteers for their new Detonator Re-Cycling jobs or, as Kamikaze fighters would say, 'Damn the torpedoes!'
QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck