The Army is looking for volunteers for their new Detonator Re-Cycling jobs or, as Kamikaze fighters would say, 'Damn the torpedoes!'
QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck