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Cowboy Dinner Bell

Chowing down at the Old West Cafe in Grapevine, Texas

Cowboy Dinner Bell thanks to joe-kster

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell. - Shana Alexander

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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