Cowboy Dinner Bell

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze