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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Since Auschwitz, we know what man is capable of. And since Hiroshima, we know what is at stake. - Viktor Frankl

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible. - Viktor Frankl

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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