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Correct A Wise Man

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences. - Norman Cousins

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

The Lord is with me; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? - Bible

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened. - John F Kennedy

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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