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Correct A Wise Man

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. - William Wallace

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

The man is either mad, or he is making verses. - Horace

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own. - Frank Dane

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

There is sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. - Mahatma Gandhi

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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