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Correct A Wise Man

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

What a man needs to get ahead is a powerful enemy. - Wendell Wilkie

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The man who has begun to live more seriously within begins to live more simply without. - Ernest Hemingway

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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