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Confined By Walls thanks to Roy Taylor

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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