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Confined By Walls thanks to Roy Taylor

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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