#1 humor site on the 'net

Click Click Imaging Specialists

Photographic Studio for camera professionals

Click Click Imaging Specialists thanks to Emery Pettigrove

QuotaBills
One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

I've done my bit for motion pictures; I've stopped making them. - Liberace

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


Pass The CatSoup, Please

Peace Foot

Missing Piece Statue

Baby Juggling

Dog Tired After Work

How To Burn Fat

Canadian Car Crash

Treescape

Redneck Christmas Tree Transport

Three Cats Ago

That's Not A Knife

Someone Is Upset

Turkey Popcorn Dressing

Redneck Outhouse Throne

I'll Be Right There

How Not To Prop Start Your Plane

Young Superman

When Not To Stop Too Fast

Bustache

CheckMate

Plane Oops!

Sand Dive

Manitoba Home Security System

WinDoor