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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

I've done my bit for motion pictures; I've stopped making them. - Liberace

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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