QuotaBillsGenius is sorrow's child. - John Adams
Diaper backward spells repaid. - Marshall McLuhan
Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan