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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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