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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.

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Filmdom: A bad movie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Coaches who can outline plays on a blackboard are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their players and motivate. - Vince Lombardi

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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