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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.

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Filmdom: A bad movie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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