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Carousel Escape

Musical carousel horses plan their escape from the circus

Carousel Escape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Breaking free from captive life in the circus

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel


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