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Carousel Escape

Musical carousel horses plan their escape from the circus

Carousel Escape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Breaking free from captive life in the circus

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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