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Carousel Escape

Musical carousel horses plan their escape from the circus

Carousel Escape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Breaking free from captive life in the circus

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon


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