QuotaBillsDiets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega