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Car Elas Sale

Passing by a backwards proposition

Car Elas Sale thanks to Tricia Dockrell

Sign of an Israeli car salesman? Hebrew is written and read from right to left, rather than left to right as in English

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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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