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Car Elas Sale

Passing by a backwards proposition

Car Elas Sale thanks to Tricia Dockrell

Sign of an Israeli car salesman? Hebrew is written and read from right to left, rather than left to right as in English
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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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