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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad


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