Car Dirt Art

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker