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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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