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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

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Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso


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