QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H Spurgeon
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau
The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. - Christopher Walken
The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey. - Ernest T. Seton
Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it. - Rodney Dangerfield