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Canadian Coat Of Arms

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

We sugar coat everything. - Unknown

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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Redneck Speed Bump

Save A Tree

Baby Papaya Crossing

So You Want A Day Off

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

Motion Picture Selfie

FearBusters

Holy Day Inn

Fat Friend Prayer

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Moses Parting the Ice Field

Nutella Face Lotion

Men in Denim