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Canada's New Currency

Canadian dollar and oil slide to 13-year lows

Canada's New Currency thanks to Barry McCartney

Financial woes - Loonie drops below 80 cents US

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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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