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Canada's New Currency

Canadian dollar and oil slide to 13-year lows

Canada's New Currency thanks to Barry McCartney

Financial woes - Loonie drops below 80 cents US

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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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