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Camp Squeah Cookies

Setting a new Camp Squeah Cookie Record in Hope, B.C.

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2018: Making 6,098 cookies for Camp Squeah (restricted quota due to limited freezer space)

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2016: Making 12,791 cookies for Camp Squeah - prep area

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2016: 12,791 cookies later (freezer storage): Life’s a batch at Camp Squeah!

April 2018 - Cookies prepared for Camp Squeah campers (oatmeal raisin, oatmeal chocolate chip, cornflake chocolate chip, crackerjacks, snickerdoodles, double chocolate, and ginger sparkles) + 17 loaves of chocolate banana bread, 2 carrot cakes and 2 platz
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Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My dad actually makes the best cookies. My mum is great baker, too, but doesn't share them - it's tantalising! Luckily for me though, my dad shares his! - Blake Lively

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah

I was bullied by a few people who were much older than me. I went to camp to learn boxing. I was 12, and my coach was 24. I felt like if I could fight him, I could stand up to anyone. - Liam Payne

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. - Don Young


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