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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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