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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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