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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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