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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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