QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown
I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte
There is a blessing in the air,
Which seems a sense of joy to yield
To the bare trees, and mountains bare,
And grass in the green field. - William Wordsworth
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen
To be poor and be without trees, is to be the most starved human being in the world. To be poor and have trees, is to be completely rich in ways that money can never buy. - Clarissa Pinkola Estes
Chaga is one of the weirdest mushrooms you may ever see. A fungal parasite found on birch trees, Chaga is a hardened, blackened, crusty formation that looks like a bursting tumor. - Paul Stamets
I am not bound for any public place, but for ground of my own where I have planted vines and orchard trees, and in the heat of the day climbed up into the healing shadow of the woods. - Wendell Berry
Calico Pie,
The little Birds fly
Down to the calico tree,
Their wings were blue,
And they sang "Tilly-loo!"
Till away they flew,
And they never came back to me! - Edward Lear