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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

Brotherly Love thanks to Howard Chapman

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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