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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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