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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

Brotherly Love thanks to Howard Chapman

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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