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Bright People

Some people are brilliant until you hear them speak

Bright People thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Think with the few and speak with the many. - Baltasar Gracian

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

It's not so much knowing when to speak... but when to pause. - Jack Benny

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I only sound intelligent when there's a good scriptwriter around. - Christian Bale

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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