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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. - Roy T Bennett

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

I only sound intelligent when there's a good scriptwriter around. - Christian Bale

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield


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