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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Think with the few and speak with the many. - Baltasar Gracian

Speak only if it improves upon the silence. - Mahatma Gandhi

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. - Alben W Barkley

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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