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Some people are brilliant until you hear them speak

Bright People thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Intelligent coaching is sometimes no coaching. - Marty Stern

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

It's not so much knowing when to speak... but when to pause. - Jack Benny

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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