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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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