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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. - Spanish Proverb

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak. - Hans Hofmann

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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