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Bright People

Some people are brilliant until you hear them speak

Bright People thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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