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My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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