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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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