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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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