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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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