Bread Zeppelin

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Most quarrels amplify a misunderstanding. - Andre Gide

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison