Boom Bag

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a bag of cheese popcorn, which then makes me feel crappy about my weight. - Ayelet Waldman

One thing to avoid is trendy stuff, though - you gotta go timeless. Even if you want a little luxury in your life and you want to splurge on a Gucci bag, pick a great black one you can wear all the time. - NeNe Leakes

I want my handbags and my shoes to be stylish but I want to make sure that they're versatile. I travel and I have to make sure the pieces I put into my bag can go with a dress or with shorts or jeans. - Maria Sharapova