QuotaBillsIn actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French
Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah
If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone
The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman
Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats
The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen
Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker
I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield
Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds
To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the use of money has more beautiful proportions than a vine filled with grapes. - William Blake
One thing to avoid is trendy stuff, though - you gotta go timeless. Even if you want a little luxury in your life and you want to splurge on a Gucci bag, pick a great black one you can wear all the time. - NeNe Leakes
I want my handbags and my shoes to be stylish but I want to make sure that they're versatile. I travel and I have to make sure the pieces I put into my bag can go with a dress or with shorts or jeans. - Maria Sharapova