Boa Constrictor Catches A Mouse

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe