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Boa Constrictor Catches A Mouse

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Boa Constrictor Catches A Mouse thanks to Karen Moore

Wrapping around a computer mouse

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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