Boa Constrictor Catches A Mouse

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney