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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss


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