Boa Constrictor Catches A Mouse

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney