Bluetooth - a wireless technology standard for exchanging data over short distances (using short-wavelength UHF radio waves) from fixed and mobile devices, and building personal area networks (PANs). Invented by telecom vendor Ericsson in 1994, it can connect several devices, overcoming problems of synchronization. It was originally conceived as a wireless alternative to RS-232 data cables.
QuotaBillsDead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown