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Blue Tooth Technology

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Blue Tooth Technology thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Bluetooth - a wireless technology standard for exchanging data over short distances (using short-wavelength UHF radio waves) from fixed and mobile devices, and building personal area networks (PANs). Invented by telecom vendor Ericsson in 1994, it can connect several devices, overcoming problems of synchronization. It was originally conceived as a wireless alternative to RS-232 data cables.

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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