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Blue Tooth Technology

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Blue Tooth Technology thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Bluetooth - a wireless technology standard for exchanging data over short distances (using short-wavelength UHF radio waves) from fixed and mobile devices, and building personal area networks (PANs). Invented by telecom vendor Ericsson in 1994, it can connect several devices, overcoming problems of synchronization. It was originally conceived as a wireless alternative to RS-232 data cables.

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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