Blue Tooth Technology

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com