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Black Olives Matter

Do black olives taste better than green ones?

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

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Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H G Wells

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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