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Black Olives Matter

Do black olives taste better than green ones?

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

ALL Lives Matter, not just black ones...

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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