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Black Olives Matter

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H G Wells

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. - George Bernard Shaw

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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