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Black Olives Matter

Do black olives taste better than green ones?

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. - George Bernard Shaw

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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