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Black Olives Matter

Do black olives taste better than green ones?

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

ALL Lives Matter, not just black ones...

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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