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Black Eye

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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