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Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Optimist: a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. - Ambrose Bierce

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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