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Black Eye
What the IT computer guy promised to give me
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt
If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer
Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying
If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi
Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes
I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt
If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer
Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying
If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi
Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes
I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
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