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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Optimist: a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. - Ambrose Bierce

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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