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Black Eye

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Black Eye thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Optimist: a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. - Ambrose Bierce

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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