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Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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