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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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