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Black Eye

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Black Eye thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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