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Black Eye

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Black Eye thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Optimist: a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. - Ambrose Bierce

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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