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Black Eye

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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