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Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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