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Biblio-Mat

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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